Temporary Journal

Yeah, LJ is down today, I may or may not be using this thing, but I might as well make an introductory post for those of you randomly searching and wondering who the hell I am. Name's Alan, and I'm 26 years old, white, male, a mild smoker, rare drinker, and hairy and fat enough to be mistaken for a wildebeast. I live in a minivan, work for a courier service, like a lot of music and movies, and basically suck at life in general. That's enough of that. On to the rest of this thing, then?